****. Them.

Seriously.

In August of last year, at around 9pm, I saw something crawling to the corner of our headboard. I squished it and it was all bloody. Confused, I called Terminix.

We had bed bugs.

I would not wish these upon my worst enemy. They can't be killed with any household pesticide. So Terminix comes in, we sign a contract with them, they say it will take two or three visits to make sure they are gone.

TWENTY-SEVEN VISITS LATER..