The Cambodian Poker Prodigy
Hello 2p2, I think it is finally the time to make myself known in this community. My name is Pol Pot, 21 years old, from Kampong Thom - Cambodia, and I am the best online poker player of the southeast asia. I have run multiple bankrolls from $10 all the way to 100k+, taking on average 2-3 months, on all known sites except GGPoker, which is my next goal. My vision is to be playing versus the likes of Llinusllove, Stefan, heroes of my childhood, and crush them, make them quit poker and go get a real job once and for all.
With this thread, I want to document my bankroll challenge. Here are the rules:
- Starting from the bottom, using 20 BI BRM all the way til nosebleeds.
- To get there in no more than 4 months.
- At least 1k hands daily. Study 6 hours every single day.
- Take one day off per month.
- Double digit winrates pre RB in all stakes I play.
- No hacking nor superuser powers allowed.
Here is my lifetime graph, as I guess my claims might seem a little bit off without a graph to prove I can do what I claim I will do:
GLGL everyone (you will need it if you ever cross my path :p )
pbb the most blatant attempt of faking a graph that i've ever seen lol
so so bad
lol yuon
OP why u so bitter? You have little wee wee?
If you've done $10->$100k before, what's the point in starting this challenge at 2NL? It's not like micro stakes games are significantly harder on GG, you'll obviously crush them and it'll just be a waste of time for very low hourly. Would be far more interesting to see you start at 50NL+ so we can see some HH where you play against opponents who are at least somewhat competent.
What do you think bankroll challenges are supposed to show? How someone starting from the bottom can reach highstakes, while being good at all the other skills, like BRM? Do you really think everyone in the world that does not come from rich countries would, or even are able to, start poker from 50nl?
Hey guys, I love to have my own loyal following, that was the main point in coming here to advertise my successes and try to establish my coaching business, but may I ask that you guys be a little more respectful with other peoples threads? Is this too much to ask? You can always just unfollow, even block me. Not really sure how things are in your own countries, but here in east/southeast Asia we have this thing called respect. I am 100% into keeping things real and as honest as possible, and would hate to have to start calling mods to my thread because fuc*in westerners don´t know how to behave properly.
Hey guys, I love to have my own loyal following, that was the main point in coming here to advertise my successes and try to establish my coaching business, but may I ask that you guys be a little more respectful with other peoples threads? Is this too much to ask? You can always just unfollow, even block me. Not really sure how things are in your own countries, but here in east/southeast Asia we have this thing called respect. I am 100% in
yes , it is too much to ask , when you're offering coaching with a fake graph , you need to get called out , you make part of the scum of poker that lead to how it developed over the years
people still might get into business with you , but at least they will be informed
Haters gonna hate I guess. Oh well!
I´m not bitter hahaha
If you ever come to Cambodia, you´re gonna notice our girls are small, thus are much more compatible with our cambodian frame than any westerner will ever be. Only two reasons they choose them is money and to escape the country. By having a ton of money myself, while at the same time being 100% sexually compatible, I´m better than god here.
obviously in.
Spoiler
GL
Who doesn’t remember the old Ryanair marketing? Top of the website saying “50% cheaper than Easyjet” or something closer to that. The planes names. Bye bye latehansa hahahaha I love this one. Michael O’Leary was the epitome of the alpha male, I can humbly say he was way more alpha than myself. A big example.
He is not anymore, for two reasons. He got old. Old age turns alphas into betas and there is no way to fight this. Most importantly, willing to grow grow grow. Common human bias. Everyone wants this, it is biological. But common humans, the average, are betas. Pure alphas have the wisdom, and the restraint, to stop, and have no problem being the 10, while being the #1 most profitable, most awesome alpha in the room. Think about this!
Pretty low quality troll so far but I get the idea. You had good potential and so far under delivering
