2024 NFL Game Thread - Week 1

2024 NFL Game Thread - Week 1

Welcome back for another NFL season!!

First a recap of last season





But.....


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Thursday
Baltimore Ravens @ Kansas City Chiefs (-2.5)

Friday
São Paulo, Brazil
Green Bay Packers @ Philadelphia Eagles (-2)

Sunday

Early
Minnesota Vikings (-1.5) @ New York Giants
Houston Texans (-2.5) @ Indianapolis Colts
Carolina Panthers @ New Orleans Saints (-4)
Jacksonville Jaguars @ Miami Dolphins (-3.5)
New England Patriots @ Cincinnati Bengals (-8)
Pittsburgh Steelers @ Atlanta Falcons (-3.5)
Tennessee Titans @ Chicago Bears (-4)
Arizona Cardinals @ Buffalo Bills (-6.5)

Late
Las Vegas Raiders @ 1. Los Angeles Chargers (-3)
Denver Broncos @ Seattle Seahawks (-6)
Dallas Cowboys @ Cleveland Browns (-2.5)
Washington Commies @ Tampa Bay Buccaneers (-3.5)

SNF
Los Angeles Rams @ Detroit Lions (-3.5)

Monday
New York Jets @ San Francisco 49'ers (-4.5)

05 September 2024 at 04:33 PM
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EZ game


Grats Bidz,

"Wildest cover I've ever seen" Chris Collinsworth


by roymunson888 P

Det -4.5 is dead, prolly was 4 mins ago. But now really

Undead!


in retrospect maybe lions shouldve ran every single down


by Bidz P

I am excite

ROAR 🦁


You just don't see straight power football in the NFL like that, Mike

-- Cris Collinsworth, probably


Still can’t believe:

1. McVay didn’t call a single timeout in the lions last drive of regulation

2. The lions absolutely bulldozed them in OT and he waits til the lions have 1st and goal at the 1 to call a timeout

3. Collinsworth is employed despite still not knowing how OT works. ****ing hack


jets niners coming up zomg

waiting all day for monday night


Collinsworth def my favorite announcer. not even close


Collinsworth had me convinced for a moment the ot rules reverted back. Kicking the fg on 3rd down.


Which tendon will the Immunized One pop tonight?

So many to choose from ...


Probably the one that makes him an enigma.


They misspelled enema.


by Bidz P

jets niners coming up zomg

waiting all day for monday night

Seems like the opening MNF matchup usually sucks, but they got this one right. MVP Brock versus Godgers.



Hate this. All I wanted was none to very few primetime games for jets. let us play in peace and try to make playoffs for once in 70 years.

Good old goodell gives us a ton of primetime games and opens us up with monday night vs nfc champs. our record forever doesnt deserve this. public humilation ritual, pain for simply rooting for a team. Well Rodger I hope you get drunk, go to taco bell, order 15 items and get a bowel obstruction.

I will not admit the obvious. Jets by 20. Easy win with a lot of laughs.


Jets 24-20 and yes I picked 49ers in SWAMI but I have seen the light!!!


by All-inMcLovin P

Jets 24-20

bwahahha


sorry SRM

CMC inactive


They saw what happened to Puka last night and thought no need to risk CMC against the Jets.


it'll be fine because bork is a legitimate mvp candidate, and definitely not a system quarterback


god

****ing

damnit


The 49ers vibes are terrible lol.


Who's better purdy or burrow


to everyone who thinks i bitch too much about being a niners fan

**** you and everyone and everything you hold dear


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