Anklebreaker came up with this idea.

Newbies, beginners, and regulars unable to use google: post your questions here.

This will be an aggressively moderated thread, so no matter how dumb the question the worst that will happen is that it is ignored. If you start a new thread to ask a beginner question it will be moved here and you'll get a warning.

If you troll a question here you will get a warning. Do it again you'll get an infraction etc.

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