Beat: HU vs drooler, lost my $100 bankroll ($100 table obv.)
He raised preflop every single hand including out of position.
Called 75% of my three bets with trash.
Only pot bet, regardless of board, his holdings, or position.
He is -$1132 in 2000 hands, -33/bb 100
We played 250 hands.
This guy was a corpse and I ran so cold it was insane. Only hitting any pair or a decent draw a couple of times. Twilight zone.

Brag: Not homeless again till the en

Please tell me if I played this poorly.

1-2 NLH game, two hours after new table started nine handed. Buy in for maximum of $400, mostly card dead for the two hours. I did steal a few pots, mostly small. I am at 425 effective and pick up queen of hearts, queen of clubs on the big blind. Fold, fold, then LAG player (raising many pots preflop, got caught a few times with garbage) makes it $12 to go. Folds around to me, I make it $32. Villain ca

Ok here's a brag:

After years of playing poker and making some little money my brother decided to stake me and gave me a roll of 2k (he's been a winning reg on PS for years), the deal was simple: grind, win $$ and when you have your own bankroll you return me the money.
I have to add some context by saying I don't have a stable job so what could be pennies for some of you is significant money for me.

I get the 2k and start playing NL50 on PS as previously ag

At GGPoker, you can make as many deposits as you would like without a single restriction. They will let you play on their site without any verification. If you happen to win and want to cash out, then GGPoker all of a sudden is dedicated to "security" and they will require you to submit a photo ID, proof of address, and then once you do that, they will just continue to come up with hoops to jump through to prevent you from receiving the mon

I am mainly an MTT grinder but I've been taking some shots at my local 1/3 cash game. Tonight I had an interesting hand that will haunt me for years but I think I made the right fold.

I was UTG with KK and jusy over 800 in my stack. I open to 22 and it folds to the cutoff. He 3 bets to 50 and the button calls. I 4 bet to 115 and cutoff folds and button quickly called. For some context the player on the button had me covered and I've played

I should have Wrapped This one up at the call on the Flop. I had been dealing with some tilt issues from earlier this morning Low stakes Grinder Looking for a coach.

Ignition - $0.10 NL (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

MP: 79 BB (VPIP: 100.00, PFR: 100.00, 3Bet Preflop: -, Hands: 1)
CO: 124.7 BB (VPIP: 100.00, PFR: 33.33, 3Bet Preflop: 33.33, Hands: 3)
BTN: 140.8 BB (VPIP: 15.56, PFR: 13.33, 3Bet Preflop: 10.00, Hands: 45)
Hero (SB): 27.7 BB
BB: 118

Who wins if there’s poker on the table in Omaha ? The best kicker ?

OK, to start off I know all of the legal implications of this and whatnot. Don't post if your gonna say how this is illegal.

I want to start my own cardroom type casino at my house. This would be full-on, real casino atmosphere for the players at the comfort of my home. I would provide NL Holdem ring games, as well as a variety of other poker games if demand proves necessary, and Blackjack tables. Also 2-3 nights a week I would be hostin

Posting it here in the hopes of getting plenty of “omg you r-tard you’re just going through a hot stretch” replies.

Lost my job a month ago and decided to spend my new free time at the local casino. Biggest Hold’em game is $1-$2 with $2-$100 spread limit (the most you can raise is $100 more than the previous bet).

And….I’ve played for 61 hours and am up $3450 so far. And YES $840 of that is running over my All-In-EV, but, still. My last job

I can't remember the last time I posted on here, but I def have to make a brag post for this hand.

This is my first WSOP event, the $800 NLHE deepstack. I've been playing at this table since I registered, so for a couple hours at this point. I'm in seat 1 and seat 2 has been empty. A player sits down in 2 and we chat for a bit. He then whispers to me something like "dang, Jonathan Little is at our table" and I respond with ".... I don't know

I'm very much a beginner. I've been reading some books (mostly Ed Miller stuff), and trying to learn more by playing low stakes 6 max on ignition. I've been playing regular tables without a HUD as a kind of practice for live games, observing people and seeing if I could notice trends. Me and another player had been on a table for roughly an hour, and were both at about 19 dollars. He had been limping into most pots, betting like a maniac, a

I played the most bizarre hand the other day. I had never seen anything like it before. It was a casino $2/$5 game.

First let me describe the villan. He is a regular. He plays in the game far more than I do and most would consider me a reg. He is a fine player. He is probably too ABC, but that means he plays a a game that is a bit too tight to be optimally profitable, but regularly crushes the casuals in the game.

Overall a perfectly fine, pr

Chapter 1 - The Inception

I created this account so that I could remain anonymous. If I had posted this on my other account, others on 2p2 may know it is me, and I would rather keep their anonymity, and I would like to keep mine.

This is a true story of the evolution of a home game plus extracurricular activities. In it there will be degeneracy, poker, life stories, all of this hopefully for your entertainment. These events took place betwee

This recently happened at 1/2 nl in Las Vegas. I had won some decent hands prior to this so had about $600 in front of me.

I'm in SB with Jh 10h. A few people limp and BTN raises to $10. I call, LJ calls and HJ calls.

Flop is Js, Jd, 10s

I check, LJ bets $15, Hj calls, BTN calls, and I call.

Turn is 7c

I check, LJ almost bets but decides to check, and HJ bets $25. BTN calls, I call, LJ calls. All snap calls.

River is 9s

Now that every draw got the

Global poker has a challenge to spin using GC for like 25,000 spins. If you do; you get access to an all in tournament at end of month. Huge money (really unlikely to win, but if you have the GC, it's basically a free shot at a huge prize pool).

I was spinning these and doing things around my house; when I looked up and saw I was at the highest stage I'd ever been at. I hit record on OBS and got the tail end of the win.