Who wants to be the first smart arse in here to make a wise crack. I suggest unfunny checkbox posts, standard, move up to where they respect your raises, OP is a donk and all the other boring stuff you guys throw around here everyday, go ahead, fill your boots.

Party Poker $5.00 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
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UTG+2: $5.00
MP1: $6.00
MP2: $4.88
CO: $10.03
BTN: $7.27
SB: $9.87
BB: $2.50
UTG: $1

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FullTiltPoker Game #2884739191: Table Vasari (heads up) - $200/$400 - No Limit Hold'em - 6:25:00 ET - 2007/07/08
Seat 1: pr1nnyraid ($48,598)
Seat 2: perkyshmerky ($47,898)
pr1nnyraid has 5 seconds left to act
pr1nnyraid posts the small blind of $200
perkyshmerky posts the big blind of $400
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to pr1nnyraid [8c 6s]
pr1nnyraid calls $200
perkyshmerky raises to $1,200
pr1nnyraid has 15 seconds left to act
pr