2024 ELECTION THREAD

2024 ELECTION THREAD

The next presidential race will be here soon! Please see current Bovada odds. Thoughts?


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14 July 2022 at 02:28 PM
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But for those who are still curious:


On July 15, the day the Ohio senator was confirmed as Trump’s 2024 running mate, X (formerly Twitter) user @rickrudescalves wrote that they “can’t say for sure but [Vance] might be the first vp pick to have admitted in a ny times bestseller to ****ing an inside-out latex glove shoved between two couch cushions (vance, hillbilly elegy, pp. 179-181).”

While Vance’s memoir contained plenty of gross generalizations about blue-collar, working-class Appalachians, he did not actually describe a sexual tryst with a hapless piece of upholstery.

So, I don't know. maybe if someone can get their hands on a copy, they can check the reference.


Lol. I just flipped to voting democrat.

A ticket of Grab-em-by the pussy and furniture ****ing goes beyond my ability to function.

F. Scott Fitzgerald said the ability to keep contradictory ideas in mind and retain the ability to function is a sign of a first rate intelligence. I can't believe it was these two depraved turd-throwing monkeys to prove that I don't have one.


by Tuma P

Lol. I just flipped to voting democrat.

A ticket of Grab-em-by the pussy and furniture ****ing goes beyond my ability to function.

I hope this is a joke. Of all the objectively horrible things Trump and the republicans have done... his running mate ****ing a couch is what flips it for you?


by Tuma P


F. Scott Fitzgerald said the ability to keep contradictory ideas in mind and retain the ability to function is a sign of a first rate intelligence. I can't believe it was these two depraved turd-throwing monkeys to prove that I don't have one.

I don't know about first rate intelligence - what you've just cited is the dictionary definition of cognitive dissonance.


by d2_e4 P

I hope this is a joke. Of all the objectively horrible things Trump and the republicans have done... his running mate ****ing a couch is what flips it for you?

Everyone has a limit


Donald Trump keeps trying to distance himself from Project 2025,
a right-wing policy agenda. Those efforts keep running into reality.

Project 2025 is so extreme that even Trump doesn’t want to be associated with it

2022 speech in which Trump spoke at a Heritage Foundation event and said, “This is a great group
and they’re going to lay the groundwork and detail plans for exactly what our movement will do

Paul Dans, a former Trump administration official and the director of Project 2025,
told a right-wing podcast last year that his group has a “great” relationship
with the former president and that “Trump’s very bought in with this.”

https://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow-show...


Vance admitted to ****ing a fifi outside of jail? Wild


The couch thing is fake.

The fact that a random **** post got so much traction is amazing. like how many people saw that and thought - yea I could see that guy ****ing a couch


I'd bet money that dude has jammed it between the cushions many times.


He should run with it. Would appeal to more Americans than not.


Girls **** couches often.

Men…. Not so much


by PointlessWords P

Girls **** couches often.

Men…. Not so much

It's spelt with an "a". Coaches.



Trump had a sneaking suspicion that J.D. Vance is awfully weird.

The more anyone gets to know JD Vance the more they dislike him.



by steamraise P

Trump had a sneaking suspicion that J.D. Vance is awfully weird.

The more anyone gets to know JD Vance the more they dislike him.


He is not polling well either. Most VP's get a bump when they are announced he saw I believe a 6-8% drop

This will be the third election in a row on which party can screw their chances the most


by lozen P

He is not polling well either. Most VP's get a bump when they are announced he saw I believe a 6-8% drop

This will be the third election in a row on which party can screw their chances the most

not too late for the ol' switcheroo


Now there's evidence that ol JDV searched for dolphin on woman, uh, action. I'm not kidding.


Okay. There was a viral website about 20 years ago that detailed what it would be like to make love to a dolphin. It was only text. If his search was for that thing it's no big deal.


whoever here has not searched for dolphin porn before shall cast the first stone




by Tuma P

Okay. There was a viral website about 20 years ago that detailed what it would be like to make love to a dolphin. It was only text. If his search was for that thing it's no big deal.

There is a documentary about a guy who claimed that he fell in love with a dolphin and that the dolphin was in love with him.

According to him, the relationship was . . . consummated.


There's only one old man in this race...and it's Donald Trump.

His age related mental decline pales in comparison to his malignant narcissism.


by Tuma P

Okay. There was a viral website about 20 years ago that detailed what it would be like to make love to a dolphin. It was only text. If his search was for that thing it's no big deal.

It was not


Trump Rally Supporters GET STRANDED!

"All our cars are gone, the whole parking lot".
So they took up all the parking at a business and are surprised it was an issue?


Looks like someone found the couch thing, too, and it's actually true. You just have to find the pre 2016 version. Seriously.

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZPRof8Tvb/


It's an absurdly bad look for Vance, but not because of the act. Admitting to such a thing show's a severe problem with intellect.


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