2024 NFL Game Thread - Week 1

2024 NFL Game Thread - Week 1

Welcome back for another NFL season!!

First a recap of last season





But.....


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Thursday
Baltimore Ravens @ Kansas City Chiefs (-2.5)

Friday
São Paulo, Brazil
Green Bay Packers @ Philadelphia Eagles (-2)

Sunday

Early
Minnesota Vikings (-1.5) @ New York Giants
Houston Texans (-2.5) @ Indianapolis Colts
Carolina Panthers @ New Orleans Saints (-4)
Jacksonville Jaguars @ Miami Dolphins (-3.5)
New England Patriots @ Cincinnati Bengals (-8)
Pittsburgh Steelers @ Atlanta Falcons (-3.5)
Tennessee Titans @ Chicago Bears (-4)
Arizona Cardinals @ Buffalo Bills (-6.5)

Late
Las Vegas Raiders @ 1. Los Angeles Chargers (-3)
Denver Broncos @ Seattle Seahawks (-6)
Dallas Cowboys @ Cleveland Browns (-2.5)
Washington Commies @ Tampa Bay Buccaneers (-3.5)

SNF
Los Angeles Rams @ Detroit Lions (-3.5)

Monday
New York Jets @ San Francisco 49'ers (-4.5)

05 September 2024 at 04:33 PM
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by StoppedRainingMen P

Are they already over Henry or something?

Mindboggling usage. Or lack thereof.


Wtf lol

Chefs get away with ****ing everything


What the ****?


Refs just can't stop helping KC. At least we know who Rog wants to win.


They tried so hard to jinx Tucker.


Dumbest series of the year.


Ravens would be doing better thru the air if they actually targeted that Mark Andrews guy. He's a pretty good TE I've heard. Maybe Harbaugh will realize that at some point.


halftime blunt ghana be good


by Tom Ames P

Dumbest series of the year.


Throw in Mahomes' awful INT and you have dumb **** 2x with some exponential factor.


o/u number of Nuggiez coach Andy Reid will be eating for his halftime snack?


will they be SAUCY NUGZ


Wait a min, they hired collingsworth son? So if he retires I will never escape


by Bidz P

will they be SAUCY NUGZ


he probably doesn't even use napkins with SAUCY NUGZ, just licks his fingers clean


FanDuel Boost update:
Mahomes 117 passing yards
Lamar 105 passing yards
Total = 222 passing yards


Need 450 total. So 228 more. Close game 13-10. Watch them finish with 447. :-X


Let's see some quality halftime adjustments.


Ravens shedding TOs early to keep Lamar from looking bad late in the game.


Gawd I was hoping Collinsworth might be over. No such luck.


Roughing the Kermit !?


by All-inMcLovin P

Roughing the Kermit !?

Seeing the future???


Its really hard to watch football, when that is 15 yrds and 1st down.... It was nothing, an no defender can do anything about it.



FYI


Whistles swallowed


Lmfao what is forward prahgress?


Chefs get away with ****ing everything


I thought the whistle was supposed to be blown when forward momentum is stopped on a runner?

But I guess if Mahomes comes running up with a push from behind in that situation it's whistles swallowed?


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