2024 NFL Game Thread - Week 1
Welcome back for another NFL season!!
First a recap of last season
But.....
Spoiler
Thursday
Baltimore Ravens @ Kansas City Chiefs (-2.5)
Friday
São Paulo, Brazil
Green Bay Packers @ Philadelphia Eagles (-2)
Sunday
Early
Minnesota Vikings (-1.5) @ New York Giants
Houston Texans (-2.5) @ Indianapolis Colts
Carolina Panthers @ New Orleans Saints (-4)
Jacksonville Jaguars @ Miami Dolphins (-3.5)
New England Patriots @ Cincinnati Bengals (-8)
Pittsburgh Steelers @ Atlanta Falcons (-3.5)
Tennessee Titans @ Chicago Bears (-4)
Arizona Cardinals @ Buffalo Bills (-6.5)
Late
Las Vegas Raiders @ 1. Los Angeles Chargers (-3)
Denver Broncos @ Seattle Seahawks (-6)
Dallas Cowboys @ Cleveland Browns (-2.5)
Washington Commies @ Tampa Bay Buccaneers (-3.5)
SNF
Los Angeles Rams @ Detroit Lions (-3.5)
Monday
New York Jets @ San Francisco 49'ers (-4.5)
The league is a made-for-TV series now. $100M podcast contract built on fake relationship hype. Everybody ****ing that chicken. They even told Tirico to play it up for the cameras. He came like an SRM wedding guest in a locked bathroom on that last touchdown.
Mahomes is still gonna win with these cats, but man, they make it tough sometimes.
end of 3Q update for FD Boost. Need 450 yards.
Mahomes: 223
Lamar: 147
Total: 370
Need 80 yards in 4Q. I'm expecting a pick 6 somewhere to **** it up.
I had Isaiah Likely on every best ball team last year. This year I was like, never again.
Sigh
Well I didn't think that result was very...probable
Can’t tell if Harbs looks great for 61 or if Reid looks terrible for 66
lol Chefs coach should be gone.
So weak, he barley touches him and he crumbles for a call... Thank god no call - 1000 karma for that kermit
Round 1, No. 28 (via Buffalo): Xavier Worthy, WR, Texas
k, nice pick reid
Chefs get away with ****ing everything
Mahomes is still the master of the soccer dive along the sidelines. Thankfully the refs are being paid to ignore that a bit more these days.
The **** was that
Why don't the Ravens do things?
covering a wideout is hard, just best to let him go
The Ravens playcalling makes it seem like they are the team ahead.
So weak, he barley touches him and he crumbles for a call... Thank god no call - 1000 karma for that kermit
Round 1, No. 28 (via Buffalo): Xavier Worthy, WR, Texas
k, nice pick reid
Seems like he should've been taken earlier.
It's almost as if a guy who has a 4.21 40 time would be amazing at WR.
Not only does Isaiah Likely make a billion catches, he also has about 5 pancake blocks.
Lamar is not making it through the season if this is the weekly gameplan.
Andrews washed?
Ravens get Henry.
Yay!
Anyone seen Henry lately?
ravens +3 i agree go for it, but not kicking a field goal, you have no faith in D, and that is your team buddy
