Super Bowl 58: #3 Kansas City Chiefs vs #1 San Francisco 49ers (-1)
Kansas City Chiefs: 11-6, AFC West Champion
WC: 26-7 v Miami
Divisional: 27-24 @ Buffalo
Conference: 17-10 @ Baltimore
Super Bowl Record: 3-2
Last Appearance: Super Bowl 57 (38-35 W v Philadelphia)
How they got here:
If you followed along Kansas City's offense has done everything imaginable to ruin this for Kermit and the Swifties. So many drops, Toney lining up offsides to force them to play on the road, despite an incredible defense this really seemed like the year Kansas City was finally going to be not remotely close to the best team in the AFC. Then they get into the playoffs and put in some ****ing work. Mahomes scored 14 points in the first 2 drives, a field goal since and that was good enough to beat the ****ing Ravens at home. Pretty eye-opening no matter how you look at it.
Mahomes played on the road in the playoffs for the first time in his career (which in it of itself is an insane stat for a guy who is now playing in his 4th Super Bowl) and they put in work. They played on the road for the second time in his career. And they put in work. Patrick Mahomes remains the only active NFL player with equity to go down as the greatest to ever play.
San Francisco 49ers: 12-5, NFC West Champion
WC: Bye
Divisional: 24-21 v Green Bay
Conference: 34-31 v Detroit
Super Bowl Record: 5-2
Last Appearance: Super Bowl 54 (31-20 L v Kansas City)
Last Win: Super Bowl 29 (49-26 v San Diego)
How they got here:
Holy ****ing ****.
The Niners started the season 5-0 and in doing so looked like a generationally dominant team that was going to run away with the NFL.
Then they lost Trent and Deebo, lost 3 straight and looked like total ass doing so causing everyone to assume they were frauds.
Then they won 6 straight and in doing so looked like a generationally dominant team and Brock ****ing Purdy was the runaway betting favorite to win the MVP.
Then Christmas happened.
But all's well that ends well and they made the playoffs as the #1 seed.
Then the Green Bay game happened.
For 50 minutes Bork played like I would and the Niners looked finished. Then he pulled a hell of a comeback out of his ass and they won.
Then the Detroit game happened.
I literally just watched this game a couple hours ago and I still can't explain to you what happened and how except that somehow someway the Niners won. And that's cool!
What makes this Super Bowl so compelling
I can see why people hate both of these franchises for a thousand different reasons, but brace yourself for what will be the most watched televised sporting event (possibly most watched television event of any kind) in American history. And it probably lives up to that. Obviously the Swift element is...a thing. And we are going to have 2 weeks of lead-up for that which will be...a thing. But put that aside for a second and there are stories galore.
Whatever you think of Brock Purdy, last year he was the last pick of the draft. This year he is starting in the Super Bowl. Could he have pulled this off if any other team drafted him? Of course not. He fell ass backwards into an epic situation and the Niners fell ass backwards into a lucky draft pick. Trading 3 1s to move up in the most overrated draft in history only to have your franchise QB be some random guy from Iowa who only got the job because the two guys in front of him went down? If this weren't shoved down your throat for the better part of a year and a half it's the coolest story since Kurt Warner, bagman, who only got the job because the two guys in front of him went down. Btw, this time last year the guy broke his ****ing elbow and yet here we are.
Holy **** Patrick Mahomes. 6 years as a starter. Has made it to the AFC Championship 6 times. Has made it to the Super Bowl 4 times. Has a chance to get his 3rd ring and the ****er is only 28. He won't have Brady level longevity but we are witnessing absolute greatness like most of us have not seen in our lifetime. It sucks if you are a fan of any other team but the Chefs but still.
Rumors circulating this may be the last ride of the Walrus. Historically the man is both massive and massively underrated. His work with Philadelphia was both amazing and unlucky. His work with Kansas City has been nothing short of legendary. 4 Super Bowl appearances in 5 years with the potential for 3 wins. I would argue he is the actual greatest coach in NFL history.
Which is a good segue into the modern day iteration of Philadelphia Walrus. Ever since the Falcons implosion I would argue no coach in the NFL has more more criticism despite more success than Kyle Shanahan. The guy is an objectively brilliant offensive mind and in his 7 years as Niners coach they have gone to the NFC Championship 4 of the last 5 years and twice have made it to the Super Bowl. And they did this with QB luminaries like the Womp and the Bork. Kyle schemes like nobody in the NFL can but every time the Niners fell short it all fell on him despite the fact that they overperformed to get where they were in the first place.
This game is a rematch of Super Bowl 54 which still hurts my ****ing soul (Bosa was held on 4th and Tyreek, never believe different). These two teams don't have much history but the history they do have is massive. SB 54 kickstarted the Chiefs dynasty and the failure of Womp to close it kickstarted the Niners neverending hunt for a franchise QB that went from maybe Brady to maybe Rodgers to maybe Lance to....Purdy? Lots of trajectories changed 4 years ago and we come full circle.
Why the Chiefs will win the Super Bowl
This defense is good. Like, really good. Like, really really good. Pacheco has stepped up and the Niners run defense has been horrendous so far in the playoffs. Plus, you know, that Patrick Mahomes guy. Mahomes smoked the Ravens for the first 2 drives on the road which is as comparable as there is to a theoretical matchup with the Niners defense. The Niners have been pretty lax the entire playoffs to start the game and 1. both games are at home and 2. neither teams they faced are as good as Kansas City. There is no margin of error for lazy bullshit and if the Niners bring that energy to the Super Bowl this is going to be a ****ing rout.
Why the 49ers will win the Super Bowl
The Niners have an overwhelming amount of talent. The biggest knock against them is that they could not play from behind and the entire playoffs they had to come from behind. Were they lucky against the Lions? Absolutely. But they proved that even down 17 points they have a QB who is not going to be overwhelmed by the moment and a defense that can still step up when needed even if they failed catastrophically. As good as the Chiefs defense is they have yet to face an offense like the 49ers with as much efficiency and talent across the board as they have. Plus this defense is ludicrously talented. They may take 30 minutes to get jumpstarted but once they do they are locked in.
Gentlemen, let us Super Bowl.
This scares me
The experts are generally ******ed. They all picked the Cowboys to win too. Hence why this is scary.
Total side note- some girl I’m talking to on dating app is ravens fan. She told me the chiefs get all of the calls and implied nfl is rigged. I wanted to say you are an idiot but didn’t. Anyone that thinks nfl is rigged is stupid.
The refs were mostly swallowing their whistle for both sides the whole game (except for the nonsense holding call that negated the Rice TD).
Again, not complaining about the refs, just pointing out the Chiefs got jobbed on some calls too. I saw Jones go down in real time and was like wtf, he was held or something. Should have been a safety.
There was also an intentional grounding on Ravens earlyish in game they let slide.
Yeah what is the rule on that, does it just have to get past the line of scrimmage, no matter how far out of bounds you throw it? Or does it have to pass the line of scrimmage while still within the sidelines? Seems like it has to be the second thing.
It just has to get to the line of scrimmage, doesn't matter if it's 20 yards out of bounds when it gets there. I think on that one it just about got to the line of scrimmage and he was just about out of the tackle box. Ultimately I don't think that was even relevant though because it went almost directly over a receiver's head and that's enough for it not to be called, even if he'd have to have been about 30 feet tall to catch it.
Smart move to invest in the doink cams when Moody is out there.
How many cameras are dedicated to Swift?
that's awesome. Was hoping they'd be set up in a way that we could potentially get a $10,000 doink as the ball smashes in to the camera, destroying everything inside, but inside the goalpost is pretty sick.
Still, it is the year two thousand and twenty ****ing four and we still don't have 4k sports with a decent bitrate.
such a joke
**** yeah
Major crisis averted:
Taylor Swift flying back on Japanese Air Force One confirmed
The North Koreans are going to shoot down Taylor Swift aren't they?
Why doesn't ROG just push the kickoff back several hours?
Never in a million years would I have expected cowherd to be the voice of reason
Uncle Colin at work!
He's had some great insights over the years I've found, surprisingly enough they were never about sports.
kek
He's an idiot with zero insight. He's just saying the most controversial **** possible for clicks and occasionally it's something you agree with.
https://defector.com/roger-goodell-is-ti...
In keeping with the direction of his corporate masters and their plan for the future of football, Roger Goodell’s press conference is going pay-per-view. The kicker is, unless you're on the list, you can't even pay enough to get in.
Goodell's annual State Of My Salary address, a Super Bowl Friday staple open to any credentialed media at the trade show, is now on Super Bowl Monday—and it's by invitation only. In other words, he's sick of getting surprise questions (which were already rare) from unvetted non-sycophants, so he's going behind a thought wall.
i was gonna ask but apparently i'm not on the list wtf
https://defector.com/roger-goodell-is-ti...
i was gonna ask but apparently i'm not on the list wtf
I'll try to pay attention, and will post a summary of what he says itt.
