2024 NFL Game Thread - Week 3
(sorry heels!)
Thursday
New England Patriots @ New York Jets (-6)
Sunday
Early
1. Los Angeles Chargers @ Pittsburgh Steelers (-1.5)
Houston Texans (-2) @ Minnesota Vikings
Chicago Bears @ Indianapolis Colts (-1.5)
Philadelphia Eagles @ New Orleans Saints (-2.5)
New York Giants @ Cleveland Browns (-6.5)
Green Bay Packers @ Tennessee Titans (-1.5)
Denver Broncos @ Tampa Bay Buccaneers (-6.5)
Late
Miami Dolphins @ Seattle Seahawks (-4.5)
Carolina Panthers @ Las Vegas Raiders (-5)
San Francisco 49'ers (-7) @ Los Angeles Rams
Baltimore Ravens (-1) @ Dallas Cowboys
Detroit Lions (-3) @ Arizona Cardinals
SNF
Kansas City Chiefs (-3.5) @ Atlanta Falcons
MNF
Jacksonville Jaguars @ Buffalo Bills (-5)
Washington Commies @ Cincinnati Bengals (-7.5)
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Jets get up 21-3 and start playing prevent. Clowns.
Caedan Wallace (70) sucks and so does this game.
Brissett should get a $10m bonus for being a tackling dummy this year.
Never seen a dude lick his fingers so much. He was going to town.
My grade 5 teacher did. He was weird.
LOL
I simply missed it. I quit reading before I got to "post"--I wrongly assumed Bidz was just quoting Campbell's commercial.
al michaels with the perfect timing
Why are the Jets still passing so much. Just give it to Breece.
it seems like Kirk's mic is at a lower volume than Al's
not that I'm complaining mind you
well mr moses looks like he is in some discomfort there. rookie number 1 draft pick its your job now
doesnt make a lot of sense to not play maye, well unless life is in danger kinda thing
the pats are a post-birth abortion
This is the best game by a NYJ QB since Mike White randomly threw for 400
how the hell did the bungles lose to this pats team
Hall has 48 yards and may be done for tonight... that 7 yard run for a loss killed the boost.
I blame Burrow's bleached hair.
Hall 54 yards now. Okay just have him sit and rest now!
Mayeday
DK super boost stevenson/hall 25+ 1Q rushing yards +125 hit btw.
yeah i saw their record was 1-1 and couldn't remember who they beat ... burrow should have retired on the spot
literal garbage time
two untimely fumbles (one of which was at the one yard line)
a poor rush defense
a disgruntled WR1
a missing WR2
it is the NFL
Any Give Sunday (TM)
Reminds me of when I was a young lad and had to meet my bookie in a hotel parking lot every Wednesday to settle up. As I'm handing him yet another envelope I lament something along the lines of this quote. Bookie says, well son, that team pays their players too.
seahawk defense is spicy and geno will be the best qb in the game by a wide margin
may i translate?
qualafied because, similar to arodg, i own what skoal makes you feel like after swallowing a huge spit
bambi bahbahmickey heck yah the way organ adorers and gonad roarers arrange doors to ignore the ear rang odors makes me dizzy
2015 Kansas City started 1-5. If they hadn't had to play at New England in the Divisional round, they may have had a chance.
This will be the third matchup in MNF history between Heisman-winning quarterbacks. It will be the first meeting between two Heisman QBs from the same college (Jayden Daniels and Joe Burrow, LSU).