2024 NFL Game Thread - Week 3

2024 NFL Game Thread - Week 3



(sorry heels!)

Thursday
New England Patriots @ New York Jets (-6)

Sunday

Early
1. Los Angeles Chargers @ Pittsburgh Steelers (-1.5)
Houston Texans (-2) @ Minnesota Vikings
Chicago Bears @ Indianapolis Colts (-1.5)
Philadelphia Eagles @ New Orleans Saints (-2.5)
New York Giants @ Cleveland Browns (-6.5)
Green Bay Packers @ Tennessee Titans (-1.5)
Denver Broncos @ Tampa Bay Buccaneers (-6.5)

Late
Miami Dolphins @ Seattle Seahawks (-4.5)
Carolina Panthers @ Las Vegas Raiders (-5)
San Francisco 49'ers (-7) @ Los Angeles Rams
Baltimore Ravens (-1) @ Dallas Cowboys
Detroit Lions (-3) @ Arizona Cardinals

SNF
Kansas City Chiefs (-3.5) @ Atlanta Falcons

MNF
Jacksonville Jaguars @ Buffalo Bills (-5)
Washington Commies @ Cincinnati Bengals (-7.5)

19 September 2024 at 04:14 PM
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Jets get up 21-3 and start playing prevent. Clowns.


Caedan Wallace (70) sucks and so does this game.


Brissett should get a $10m bonus for being a tackling dummy this year.


Never seen a dude lick his fingers so much. He was going to town.


by that_pope P

Never seen a dude lick his fingers so much. He was going to town.

My grade 5 teacher did. He was weird.


by Bidz P

cover your mouth, someone could steal your post

by All-inMcLovin P

LOL n1

LOL
I simply missed it. I quit reading before I got to "post"--I wrongly assumed Bidz was just quoting Campbell's commercial.


al michaels with the perfect timing


Why are the Jets still passing so much. Just give it to Breece.


it seems like Kirk's mic is at a lower volume than Al's

not that I'm complaining mind you


well mr moses looks like he is in some discomfort there. rookie number 1 draft pick its your job now

doesnt make a lot of sense to not play maye, well unless life is in danger kinda thing


the pats are a post-birth abortion


This is the best game by a NYJ QB since Mike White randomly threw for 400


how the hell did the bungles lose to this pats team


by All-inMcLovin P

Braelon Allen is a man beast and this is vintage Godgers.

But NY FD Boost was +125 to +220
Godgers 200+ passing
Breece Hall 50+ rushing

Cmon hand it to hall. Hall had a run for 7 yards loss which may kill bettors tonight…

Godgers at 157. Hall at 25 (8 carries) currently.


Hall has 48 yards and may be done for tonight... that 7 yard run for a loss killed the boost.


by Bidz P

how the hell did the bungles lose to this pats team


I blame Burrow's bleached hair.


by All-inMcLovin P

Hall has 48 yards and may be done for tonight... that 7 yard run for a loss killed the boost.


Hall 54 yards now. Okay just have him sit and rest now!


Mayeday


DK super boost stevenson/hall 25+ 1Q rushing yards +125 hit btw.


by Bidz P

how the hell did the bungles lose to this pats team


yeah i saw their record was 1-1 and couldn't remember who they beat ... burrow should have retired on the spot


literal garbage time


by Bidz P

how the hell did the bungles lose to this pats team

two untimely fumbles (one of which was at the one yard line)

a poor rush defense

a disgruntled WR1

a missing WR2

it is the NFL

Any Give Sunday (TM)


by Bidz P

how the hell did the bungles lose to this pats team

Reminds me of when I was a young lad and had to meet my bookie in a hotel parking lot every Wednesday to settle up. As I'm handing him yet another envelope I lament something along the lines of this quote. Bookie says, well son, that team pays their players too.


by GusJohnsonGOAT P

Dolphins schedule is super easy while Tua is out and I think they might actually win this week.


seahawk defense is spicy and geno will be the best qb in the game by a wide margin

by Bidz P

is this gonna be a good old fashioned godgering?

haven't seen one of those in a couple years

by Tom Ames P

Anything
Can
Happen
In
Lame
League
Early
Season!

by StoppedRainingMen P

I think you were too subtle there

by Bidz P

sounds like someone could use some ayahuasca!


may i translate?
qualafied because, similar to arodg, i own what skoal makes you feel like after swallowing a huge spit
bambi bahbahmickey heck yah the way organ adorers and gonad roarers arrange doors to ignore the ear rang odors makes me dizzy


by newguyhere P

Has a team that started 1-5 ever gone on to win the SuperBowl?

2015 Kansas City started 1-5. If they hadn't had to play at New England in the Divisional round, they may have had a chance.


This will be the third matchup in MNF history between Heisman-winning quarterbacks. It will be the first meeting between two Heisman QBs from the same college (Jayden Daniels and Joe Burrow, LSU).


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