President Joe Biden
Right now, we need VP Biden, we need him to step down and drop out so Bernie sanders can save this country from this global crisis just like FDR.
A thread to debate the efficacy of a Joe Biden Presidency in the midst of a global pandemic and impending Great Recession/Depression.
Where is Joe Biden? Can he beat Trump and is he even trying to? What would a Joe Biden Presidency look like in these times? Where is he and why isn't he leading?
You probably don't even realize this is the Onion
If you're lifting material from the Babylon Bee, you should maybe reconsider your approach to comedy.
I'd never even heard of it. Wikipedia tells me that it's "conservative Christian news satire". Man, if that description doesn't scream dry wit, I don't know what does. Housenuts, do they have a section for fart jokes?
The worst part is the timing; this week is the first time in months that no one gives a rip about Biden's health now that he's no longer running. He could be dead now, OK? So what?
TheOnion is sheer brilliance born of the world’s finest university. The BabylonBee cannot hold a candle to TheOnion.
ExhibitA:
Joe Biden last week: “And we got, you know ‘the black man’ as Secretary of Defense.”
Joe Biden after 5 days with Covid: Rattles off the full names of his entire staff and the pertinent issues of the day without a hint of pause or stutter.
TheOnion is sheer brilliance born of the world’s finest university. The BabylonBee cannot hold a candle to TheOnion.
ExhibitA:
Lol. I think it was Carlin who put it best, probably a full 30+ years ago now, "I don't know what these debates about what is and isn't sex are all about. If I came, and I wasn't alone in the room, I ****ing had sex".
Joe Biden last week: “And we got, you know ‘the black man’ as Secretary of Defense.”
Joe Biden after 5 days with Covid: Rattles off the full names of his entire staff and the pertinent issues of the day without a hint of pause or stutter.
I think PlayBig popped in earlier, you should PM him about this. Make sure you have lots of ear pictures handy so you guys can conduct a full investigation.
Yeah that 11 point swing among Independent voters is nothing to worry about, your fascist utopia is imminent.
Well, until he loses and claims voter fraud again.
Yeah you let me know when her polling numbers reach the margin needed to win amongst Independents. The first voted out in Dem primaries is now suddenly defeating Trump? You must be nuts or if not go load up everything you have on Kamala at bookmaker champ.
A friend is ruining my cheap fake manifestation hopes and confirmed to me it was actually Biden. :(
Maybe my algorithm is getting a bit spicy but I've just seen a handful of tweets saying Biden hasn't been seen in like 5 days and could be on his death bed
Does this seem legit or belong in the conspiracy theory thread?
I personally did not like Trump or Biden and will still hope Trump wins . I am not rooting for Trump I am rooting for the GOP to win and restore Keystone and secure the border and a few other issues .
Ah yes, don't like Trump but he's better for Canada because...reasons. He wasn't able to revive Keystone in 4 years last time, but he'll get it done this time, and because of that and the scourge of immigrants flowing through the US southern border that is causing Canada sooo many problems that Trump will also solve, it's worth overlooking all those reasons you don't like him, and that fun 10% tariff Trump is promising. Yep, it's pretty clear you really, really don't like Trump.
Indeed.
it's about time you two quit with the foreplay and moved things along to physical contact - i'm very happy for both of you
Maybe my algorithm is getting a bit spicy but I've just seen a handful of tweets saying Biden hasn't been seen in like 5 days and could be on his death bed
Does this seem legit or belong in the conspiracy theory thread?
Hasn't been seen for 5 days is factual.
On his death bed is unlikely.
Ah yes, don't like Trump but he's better for Canada because...reasons. He wasn't able to revive Keystone in 4 years last time, but he'll get it done this time,
This is really funny.
Anti-Trumpers have all these fears he'll do xyz.
- OK, but he didn't do xyz in 4 years last time.
AT: No you don't get it. He totally will this time. He's a dictator.
This is really funny.
Anti-Trumpers have all these fears he'll do xyz.
- OK, but he didn't do xyz in 4 years last time.
AT: No you don't get it. He totally will this time. He's a dictator.
Much like all your gotchas this is easily explained.
He refused to give up office on his last day. Before then it was just general stupidity and racism.
Then his Supreme Court took away women’s rights
Then his Supreme Court gave presidential immunity
This happened after his presidency was over but makes people who live here and who respect democracy uneasy.
It doesn’t take a bitcoin maxi to understand that
