2024 ELECTION THREAD

2024 ELECTION THREAD

The next presidential race will be here soon! Please see current Bovada odds. Thoughts?


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14 July 2022 at 02:28 PM
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by Rococo P

There is a documentary about a guy who claimed that he fell in love with a dolphin and that the dolphin was in love with him.

According to him, the relationship was . . . consummated.

Started out missionary and then he’d flipper over.

😐😐😐


by Tuma P

It's an absurdly bad look for Vance, but not because of the act. Admitting to such a thing show's a severe problem with intellect.

Imagine thinking, "This is a good story to share.".


All this reminds me of Piggate.


When I was 12 or so I ****ed my bed many times. Probably ****ed the couch at least once or twice.

There goes my future in politics!


I've learnt 2 new (to me) sexual practices from this forum in as many weeks. First soaking, now sofa****ing.


Does no one remember the website of furniture porn? It's those 2 words dot com. Hard to say if it's NSFW or not, but I don't expect to get banned for bringing this up.


by TrumpsCuteButt P


lmao, what a time to be alive


by d2_e4 P

Stealing this from UP. Solid.


You are missing the best part where she gets all confused when she has her clothes off and he tells her he needs to be sure she can follow directions so time to blow me but don't worry this video will only be used to help you get future jobs.


by Gorgonian P

Now there's evidence that ol JDV searched for dolphin on woman, uh, action. I'm not kidding.

Dolphins are super ****ing smart so when a dude who is happy getting a guy off googles how would a dolphin get my wife off why would you hold that against him.


by Gorgonian P

I'd bet money that dude has jammed it between the cushions many times.

Between cushions is an ideal spot for a flesh light.


A bunch of new polls came out today (the overall # of polls will be in parenthesis) that includes all candidates running. She has improved over Biden's numbers in 9 states and is tied in 2:

AZ(2): Kamala trails by 5.5% now which is the same as Biden's prior standing in AZ (multiple polls). Latest poll Kamala is down by only 3%
GA(3): Kamala trails by 3% now and improved by almost 3% over Biden's prior standing in GA (multiple polls)
ME(1): Kamala leads by 8% now after Biden had been trailing by 1% in the latest poll
MI(4): Kamala now trails by 1.2% (1 of the new polls was Kamala trailing by 3% vs Trump only) . Biden had been trailing by 2.4% in MI (multiple polls)
MN(1): Kamala leads by 3% now, Biden had been tied in MN (multiple polls)
NC(1): Kamala trails by 3% now, Biden had been trailing by 6.9% (multiple polls)
NH(2): Kamala still leads by 6% now. Biden had been trailing by 1% in the latest poll.
NV(1): Kamala trails by 2% now. Biden had been trailing by 5.7% (multiple polls)
PA(3): Kamala still trails by 2% now. Improvement of 2.4% over Biden's prior standing in PA (multiple polls)
WA(1): Kamala leads by 14% now. Biden had also been leading by 14% in most recent poll.
WI(2): It is still tied here in the latest poll. Biden had been trailing by 2.3% in WI (multiple polls)

Overall Kamala has improved an average of about 3% ahead of Biden's prior position in each state. It will be interesting to see if her polls continue to improve or if it stays the same until the DNC. In the key states of MI, PA, and WI the gains have been lower than in the other states (though in MI Kamala was ahead by 1% in one of the polls) so this could get interesting...


How do I burn a thread.


by Gorgonian P

How do I burn a thread.

Everything I’ve learned about JD Vance’s sexual fetishes has been against my will :(


by Crossnerd P

Everything I’ve learned about JD Vance’s sexual fetishes has been against my will :(

I regret everything.


by chillrob P

When I was 12 or so I ****ed my bed many times. Probably ****ed the couch at least once or twice.

There goes my future in politics!

You’re guilty of sectional assault.


by Double Down P

You’re guilty of sectional assault.

This seems like it would make a great book end to this line of discussion. Well done.

Edit: not that you necessarily have to stop, I'm just nervous this will get more out of control.


by Crossnerd P

Everything I’ve learned about JD Vance’s sexual fetishes has been against my will :(

This….sums it up


What does it say about Junior that his endorsement is why we’re here

Did Junior and Vance Eiffel Tower an ottoman?


by StoppedRainingMen P

What does it say about Junior that his endorsement is why we’re here

Did Junior and Vance Eiffel Tower an ottoman?

They are unottomaned by what has been


Just had a light bulb moment. Someone needs to to dub "Chasey" with "JD" in this classic.


I was walking down the frozen food aisle of the grocery store tonight, picking up some Green Giant Cream Spinach (top notch stuff), when a large man in his 30s was walking down the aisle in the other direction.

As he passed me he blurts out loudly "God Bless the Ultra MAGA-ers!!!"

I was taken aback, and hoped that he was on his bluetooth speaking to someone, but one can never be so certain. So I high tailed it out of the aisle post haste!


I'll take Vance out and Don Jr. in. Hard for me to think that the nation would go in that direction, but it damn sure might. At this point I think my "Trump wins" bet that gained so much value, price rising, is gonna fail. I hope so.


Presidents are overrated.

Ive seen Pol regs literally ruin their life ,or at a minimum, conpletely destroy up to 15 years of their 20s and 30s over who will be the prez.

It always reverts back to the ... onlythingtofear.jpeg


by All-inMcLovin P

I was walking down the frozen food aisle of the grocery store tonight, picking up some Green Giant Cream Spinach (top notch stuff), when a large man in his 30s was walking down the aisle in the other direction.

As he passed me he blurts out loudly "God Bless the Ultra MAGA-ers!!!"

I was taken aback, and hoped that he was on his bluetooth speaking to someone, but one can never be so certain. So I high tailed it out of the aisle post haste!

He loved your green giant spinach. Big MAGA item.


A large man could of been referring to the frozen manners that are hard to find in the frozen section. Those things get snatched pretty quickly where I live.



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