[Global Poker] Unofficial Discussion Thread

I've been a somewhat reg for a while now and only the last couple months I get booted off and signed out in middle of playing (cash games) then when I log back in I'm no longer at the tables. This happen to anyone else?

I haven't had the auto sign out issue, but in the past I had heavy lag at ring tables and "some games unavailable" message in the ring games lobby while DC'ing from tables.
This was before I switched my ISP from AT&T to Tmobile hotspot. This was suggested to me by a user in the discord channel who did the same. He said he knew many others with the same issues using Global with ATT or Verizon internet.

Explain your situation to global support. You're not doing anything wrong playing on global in your state. The rules say you can't play on global in WA state which you're not doing.
Address verification will prove you're in OR. I would definitely explain your unique situation though so it doesn't come back to bite you later.

Why post this and not say his name? It was 'bronbron' or something like that. I believe I was at this table and observed the chat/accusations.

Their some playas bad fish bad reg on that site never lose and they win so much playin bad keep on with them bad beats on everyone I check itech lab out to see wuzzup with this rng. Just cause I profit on the site don't mean something fishy aint going on bruh if some playas never lose. Certain id names bruh I lose every single flip that I now counted 207 times i lose to these id names in a row the last few weeks bruh before i finally won 1 time today JJ vs AK. They won so much on flip I counted. When will win I win one. Yall tell me how that is possible they won over 200 flips in a row like yooo? I won finally against them non losing playas. And they bad beat all my hands 1 out, 2 out, 3 out with ease. They ain't losin. So check this out from itech labs. They admit its not a secure algorithm. I am tell yall on acr and iggy combined I aint seen so many big hands after 4 hrs on each sites thats 8 hrs like i do on global in only 2 hrs. they hit flushes, sets, straights non stop bruh. Same id names. Its like 10 id names they hands is like magnets on them boards. It aint just rta no more. That site website needs updates bruh. They aint secure like iggy and acr. It is more then just that rta stuff with them cheatin. I ask global to show hand history bruh. We can't prove these playas is cheatin without hand histories. We need them so we can show global wuzzup with these playas. I play almost 2m hands on that site and they got ab out 10 ids names im tellin yall their hands dont' miss. It don't matter u got AA it gonna get cracked. I just wait to see how the hand gonna lose now. Its every single time to the same id name. Don't make no sense. Now I see itechs says it aint secure. So change that rng is a good step to fixin this problem we got these bad awful playas never losin building big stacks daily on pure luck that aint luck cause they aint losin yall.

itech labs-
5) Mersenne Twister (MT)

The last one, MT, is not a cryptographically secure algorithm

Ya bronbron i reported his azz too. They just keep lettin them play ignore everything we gotta say about them. Playas say get betta. Naw yall need to get betta if you can't see they cheatin bruh. He a whack losin playa on acr can't hang. global aint got the security acr got so he jumped ship to global now he can't lose ya ok.

fyi, the solution I came up with for myself is to self-exclude from casino for 7 days at a time. Wakes up on Thur or Fri. Star is there. Play game. Claim prize. Rinse and repeat.

Montana - If you are from that state, you probably got an email. But if you did not, you probably want to cash out soon. Global adding to the exclusion zone.

Yall these playas im tellin yall don't lose can't lose. Last 2hr I am all in AA 5 times and KK 4 times to these playas that don't lose all pre flop no post nuttin like dat. Cash games they won all 9 time way behind. Play like azz can't lose. That don't even count all in pre with like AK vs AT they won them too. So yall lets get this straight bruh we got id names on global poker can't lose. Not just today yall but for like a year they be doin this bruh. I aint ever seen anything like dis on ignition or acr bruh. Why is bron bron still playin? How many of us gotta report before he get that ban hammer? wuzzup with this site?

bruh if someone used rta on all spots homie the tables would break they aint gonna do that. Its obvious he usin it and global aint bannin him is the problemo homie. And I am tell yall when I go all in vs him his hands magnets on them boards too. All in pre yall AA vs 77 he flop set of 7s, next AK vs AQ he flop nut boat, next KK vs A6s he got nut flush bruh. In less then 10m on 1 table he can do dat somehow bruh. Yall can do that? I never done that in texas holdem bruh. But its all sesh against mr miracle. Hit a set, nut flush, nut boat 3 hands in a row all in, less then 10m. So not only he use rta he defies variance homie. He wasn't doin that on acr though. Why he left he lost. But hes invincible on global. He beat the variance and he can rta everyone yall. His hands are magnetic he should change his id to magneto. Thats all any of us see magnitism to his 2 hole card bruh

Yall look at this. So this NEW playa come in play super tight yall but when he play loose he wins. It don't make no sense. Check this out yall in mtt. He don't even think about this call yall in mtt. He snap it off. He hits this straight. So these playas that don't lose do this all the time on global. I am talkin the craziest way to lose they do it non stop on this site https://play.globalpoker.com/hand/7b9269...

Remember I told yall I lost 207 flips in a row I counted before I beat one of these playas bruh? So now we flipping this handf. Guess what happens yall. I am losin right? https://play.globalpoker.com/hand/a50229...

But I only remember him from cash games yall. Cause home boy bad beat 3 times in cash games pre post don't matter. Again he play super tight then all of a sudden yall he call all ins with hands like 5To and has the nuts bruh on the river. Not 1 time but a bunch of times like he know the board run out bruh. What is going on with this site yall? Why we got playas on the site not losin? What tight playa bruh call a jam in mtt with 5To? No tight playa does that but this guy does not just mtt but cash and he win?? Yall can't tell me that aint a crazy a tight playa gonna call jam with 5To in mtt for his mtt. It aint no rebuy period. The crazy part yall he took no time bank like he knew he had the winnin hand. He couldn't wait to call my shove like yooo?

Would just like to hear some thoughts on this hand.

https://play.globalpoker.com/gp/10/hand/...

What's the reasoning for open shipping JJ for 59 BB's?

Looks like the games are still good....

Or maybe... people do silly things in a freeroll and get lucky sometimes

"Why we got playas on this site not losin?" Because some people are better than others and can win at the game...

You understood that well enough to reply? Hats off to you sir.

I could give my thoughts but they would inevitably be met with one of the following:

"You're just sad you lose, bro"
"Nothing suspicious about this at all"
"The games are great bro, quit crying"

And so on and so on.

Has anyone here withdrawn a large amount without issues before? I’m doing my first ever withdraw for 10k and I’m a little nervous. I submitted the request Friday and haven’t received an approval yet. I know weekends don’t count but a lot of people on the old threads appeared to get theirs instantly. Am I just worrying for no reason? Lol

I’ve withdrawn multiple times and it always came within a week.

Ya they're great with withdrawals, never had a problem.

I just don’t play on there… I have had some crazy bad luck on other sites too, but not as much bad luck as global… it could just be variance!

Did some giftcard withdrawals because they had discounts on them and it claimed they are faster than cash (like 1 day I read somewhere). Submitted the requests Monday at 7am, havent heard anything now Friday at 3PM.

Still waiting on this. I asked why it's taking so long because their site says 24-48 hours. This is their response:

I won a lot recently so I guess they are reviewing? Pretty annoying honestly.